New To Catch a Pedophile Channel Makes Debut

A new channel capitalizing on the success of such shows as To Catch a Predator and Help! I’m Married to a Pedophile, will debut this Monday, says CAPC spokesperson Doug Schroeder.

The channel’s mission is simple, Shroeder claims, “to provide quality pedophile catching programming for the masses, all day, every day.”

Fans of the pedophile catching shows are ecstatic about the new channel, which will allow them to get their voyeuristic fix with much more frequency.

“Most weekends, after a week of hard work I just wanna go home home, flip on the TV, and watch pedophiles being caught all weekend long,” says systems analyst and pedophile catching enthusiast Guy Johnson. “Right now I can’t do that, but with this new channel it should be easy. I wish that every channel was the To Catch a Pedophile Channel.”