Sunday, September 30, 2007

Please Please Please Let This Happen


NY Times had a story about Christian Conservatives possibly making a third party effort if a pro-choicer like Guliani is nominated. A third party filling its ranks almost exclusively with disenchanted conservative Republicans? Dems win with 60% if this happens. Go James Dobson!

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Dart League Week 2 vs Old Capitol Brew Works


Score after round 1:
OCBW 12, Club Car 4

Score after round 2:
OCBW 21, Club Car 13

Score after round 3:
OCBW 30, Club Car 13


Last night we went up against an Old Capital Brew Works team that won its first match 43-0. We all got off to a pretty slow start but were able to put ourselves in a position to win after the second round. Unfortunately, as the scoreboard indicates, we came up short.

One of these days it's all going to come together.

My highlight of the evening: an 8 mark to begin my final match (triple 20, triple 19, double 18). Unfortunately, this was followed by an inability to score on 19's that probably led to our downfall.

Next week we hit the road again for a game at the local speakeasy on Hwy 1 for what will hopefully be our first victory of the year.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Darts League Week 1 vs Martinis


Score after round 1:
Martinis 8 Club Car 8

Score after round 2:
Martinis 17 Club Car 17

Score after round 3:
Martinis 26 Club Car 17

I think there are a lot of positives that we can take out of week 1. Martinis is consistently one of the best 3 teams in the league, whereas we finished around 14th last fall. We went on the road (the matches were at Martinis) and proved we can hang with those guys for pretty much the entire match. In fact, if a few darts would have landed a couple centimeters to the right or left in those last two games, we could have come out of there with a victory. Even without the win, that kind of effort probably raised some eyebrows around the league.

Special props to Ryan Murray, who, with his steady dentist's hand, had an exceptionally successful debut performance. His three consecutive bulls-eyes to win a crucial team game were especially impressive.

Our captain Brad claimed that "we found a lot more answers than questions tonight."

I agree. This team has got nothing but upside. Iowa City Fall Darts League Beware.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Second Cyclone in 2 Years Brings Iowa City to Its Knees



Technically, the cyclone this time was in Ames, but the destruction it wreaked will definitely be in Iowa City. Tears of shame and disappointment will flood the streets and the whole place will look like a scene out of "The Day After Tomorrow."

Kent State scored 23 points on this team 2 weeks ago. We scored 13. Maybe we should put our defense on offense for a couple series just to see how they would do. It couldn't hurt. You'd better be enjoying your hatworld hats Dominique Douglas. My new hat is a bag that I will wear on my head when I talk to my Iowa State friends.

There is a silver lining though. Remember 2001 when we lost to the Cyclones and then didn't lose another game in the Big Ten that year? Yeah. I remember that too. . .

That's not going to happen this year.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

Scottish Invasion




The above is Glaswegian band the 1990's video for "You're supposed to be my friend."

Why is it posted?

Well, if you're reading this blog, you probably know me. If you know me, there's a pretty good chance you know my friend Stuart in Glasgow. Stuart just finished doing the album cover for a limited 7" single for the 1990's. If you're interested in seeing it, or anything else he's been working on, it can be found by clicking on Stu's Illustrations on the blogroll of this blog.

Enjoy!

Click here for the review of their new album Cookies that I came across in last month's Rolling Stone.

That's Why They Call it Sperm Donation. . .Not Organ Donation

Judge Martha Beckelman clears up a semantic issue for the courts in Iowa and a fiance is allowed to begin her family.

Vote Obama for . . . Supreme Court?

Jeff Toobin makes an interesting prediction about the man who will be the next president of the United States. Assuming, of course, that he is not the man who will be the next president of the United States.

Friday, September 14, 2007

Thursday, September 13, 2007

Recap of the Week in Iowa City




Three really cool things happened this week in Iowa City:

1. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. came to the law school to talk about environmental issues and being stalked by a man in a ten gallon hat.

2. Madeline Albright came to speak to us about her diplomatic experiences and why she's supporting Hillary Clinton.

3. Free donuts were given out by my contracts professor at a make-up class.

I will discuss these events in reverse order. Incidentally, this also happens to be the order of importance:

1. Mmmm. Donuts

2. Robert F. Kennedy: A review in the present tense.


It is Sept. 12th at 4:30 in the afternoon. His voice raspy, a weary RFK Jr. takes the stand and begins to speak. He is sorry, he says, that his voice is so weak, but earlier this morning he presented opening arguments for a case in West Virginia.

This morning. He says it nonchalantly, as if we, fellow members of the legal community, have commitments that are similarly taxing and thus can commiserate.

I think back to my activities of the morning: eating bran flakes, dressing myself, walking to school, realizing that I have forgotten a book, walking home, retrieving said book, writing emails, doing a crossword. I look down in shame and self loathing as I realize that my morning included exactly zero minutes of world saving litigation.

Kennedy 1, Gregory 0

After his humble apologies, he begins his spiel. Corporations are polluting, there are all sorts of great rules on the books to prevent this kind of pollution, but enforcement is lacking.

He then mentions what I consider to be the most interesting part of the discussion: the bounty provision. The provision was contained in a musty old 19th century statute and provides private citizens the right to bring charges against polluters and reap half of the fines. In short, the bounty provision makes each and every one of us as powerful as U.S. Attorneys in enforcing these laws (even MORE powerful in some ways, considering that Alberto Gonzalez can’t whimsically dismiss us). I instantly feel empowered.

The effect of this rule has been astonishing, he says. Since Kennedy’s organization, the Hudson River keepers, began, they have brought 400 successful cases and recovered more than 4 billion dollars from polluting companies. The umbrella organization, the Water keeper Alliance, is the fastest growing environmental organization in North America.

He speaks of the corruption fueled ascendancy of the factory hog farm that took off in N.C. and how a broken media has refused to inform the world of the consequences of this high pollution industry. He issues the standard (and true) argument that TV makes no money from labor intensive news coverage and therefore has no incentive to produce it, opting instead for cheap celebrity gossip or football player trials coverage (John Deeth from Iowa City, a blogger with real coverage, covered this aspect of his 7:30 IMU speech very well). He notes to us: “we are the most entertained and least informed people on Earth.”

When I get home a news channel is dedicating its coverage for the hour to the Kathy Griffin Geebus comments.

I look down at my crossword and wonder: isn’t there some litigating I could be doing somewhere?

3. Madeleine Albright stumping for Hillary: A review in the past tense.


First things first. I read on Wikipedia before the event that Madeleine Albright can leg press 400 pounds. For reasons still unclear to me, this was not mentioned during the informal discussion.

Many other things were mentioned, however, as Dr. Albright sat and spoke with UI Law Professor Christopher Rossi for approximately 20 minutes before she took questions from the audience.

The topics covered the areas that one would generally expect: Iraq quagmire, needless squandering of international goodwill, Dubya policy slams, international cooperation and humility, etc.

At one point she read a beautiful passage from her book about the United States role internationally and drew a deservedly lengthy applause from the audience.

That America has some serious foreign policy challenges ahead of it was indisputable. The argument that these challenges would somehow be most thoroughly attended to by a Clinton presidency was not so clear. I think this was evident in the questions.

My favorite question of the evening came from a man in the back. It came almost directly after Dr. Albright had (as she has in the past) categorized Iraq as being a worse foreign policy disaster than Vietnam.

He wanted to know how Dr. Albright thought that his first two choices, Bill Richardson and Barack Obama, compare to Hillary in terms of foreign policy decision making ability and/or experience. He noted (always plug your candidates) that Richardson was her successor as Ambassador to the U.N., resisted the war from the start as governor, and ran for re-election in 2002 while maintaining this resistance. Obama, for his part, also resisted and spoke eloquently about the dangerous nature of the war, and ran for a seat in the U.S. Senate, blowing everyone out of the water in 2004. (By the way, at 70%, Obama won with the highest vote for a statewide office in ILLINOIS HISTORY. He’s THAT good).

The response?

Dr. Albright said proudly that she wasn’t going to criticize any of the other candidates, which drew a large round of applause. I found this odd, because he didn’t ask her to criticize the others, he asked her to compare Hillary to them. We don’t have to operate outside the bonds of politesse in order to compare the candidates on their relative merits. How else are we expected to make a rational decision? Isn’t this what they’re asking us to do?

She mentions that the others didn’t have to register a vote on the war, and that Senate vote was actually a nice political play until Bush screwed it up. She then intimates that she knows Hillary extremely well and is sure she would do an excellent job in her capacity as the shaper of our national policy. I agree. But there is nothing that she has said that would lead me to believe that she would do a MORE excellent job than others. This is what we are here for.

As an Obama supporter, I wondered how many people around me were actual card-signing Clinton supporters and how many had just showed up to hear the thoughts of one of our most respected foreign policy experts.

The two girls next to me both admitted to being Obama supporters, and a fellow law student that I ran into was also backing “the Bomb.” So, based on my COMPLETELY SCIENTIFIC AND UTTERLY INFALLIBLE statistical analysis: 100 % OF THE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE WERE OBAMA SUPPORTERS, while at least half of the people (1/2) on the stage were.

Other noteworthy stuff:

Funniest comment by our speaker: Dr. Albright claimed that she invented a new strategy called “conference call diplomacy.” Adding that it was probably a kind of “girl thing,” that she brought to her role. I love it.

Most tragic moment: John Deeth, Iowa City blogger and professional journalist, couldn’t access the UI wireless and thus, couldn’t live blog the event. Let it be noted that Cornucopia, the Horn of Plenty sympathizes with his cause and feels that journalists and bloggers should be allowed access to UI wireless in order to cover events sponsored by the U of I.

Sunday, September 9, 2007

Gay Marriage and an AWESOME Defensive Line: Why the Hawkeye State is Getting Better Every Year



I found this past weekend in Iowa City to be especially inspiring for exactly two reasons:

Reason number one: The Hawkeye football team manhandled Syracuse.

Remember last year when it took a herculean goal line stand to defeat a bad Syracuse team? This year there was never any doubt. We didn’t dominate ANY team last year the way we dominated Syracuse yesterday. Christensen looked good and the d-line limited the Orangemen to 24 rushing yards on 30 attempts. Brian Mattison expressed disappointment when he learned that Syracuse had accumulated 1 total yard on offense in the first half, apparently finding it to be 1 yard too many.

I like his style.

Reason number two: Iowa might just be the next gay marriage state.

Readers of this blog will have noted that a few days ago, I posted to a link in the Daily Iowan about Judge Robert Hansen’s ruling on the unconstitutionality of the Iowa law banning gay marriages. The ruling was stayed and the case kicked up to the Iowa Supreme Court to dispose of.

A quick sidenote: Iowa actually has a kind of peculiar appellate process. Though an appeal in most states would go to an intermediate appellate court before eventually being appealed to the state’s Supreme Court, in Iowa a case is appealed directly to the Supreme Court. The Court then decides whether to hear the case or send it to the intermediate court of appeals. A slight twist, but noteworthy, and it means that in this case the Iowa Supreme Court gets the next crack at it.

Which got me to wondering: how is the Supreme Court going to handle this case? As of last week, I knew very little about the make-up of our court. Ironically, I was, like many casual followers of public policy, much more familiar with the characters and temperaments that make the U.S. Supreme Court than those that make up my home state’s highest court. Anyone who reads any daily newspaper is vaguely familiar with the narrative: uncompromising textualist Scalia, liberal stalwart Ginsburg, Anthony “the swingman” Kennedy, etc.

I did some quick research and learned that three of the justices—Chief Justice Marsha K. Ternus, Jerry Larson, an Mark Cady—are Republican appointees, and four—Michael Streit, David Wiggins, Daryl Hecht, and Brent Appel, are Democratic appointees.

What does this mean? I have no idea. Even in the Democratic party there is pretty large divide among those who support and those who don’t support gay marriage. This is highlighted by statements from a guy named Chet who runs this state making comments explicitly denouncing gay marriage. Sigh. Politicians will be politicians.

Then there’s the further complication of governors crossing party lines to make appointments. For example, former Chief Justice Luis Lavorato, my new hero, was a lifelong Democrat but was appointed by two Republican governors to get to the highest court. So analysis of this kind is inherently suspect.

We can also look at the kind of treatment that the court has given cases like this in the past. The only time that the court has dealt with anything like this, as far as I can tell, was when they dissolved a gay civil union for a couple who had been united in VT a couple years back. A bunch of right wingers led by the frothy mouthed Steve King appealed and said that the Iowa Supreme court didn’t have jurisdiction to make this kind of decision. At which point the Supreme Court quietly assured him that they did, gave him a pat on the rear, and sent him on his merry way with directions mind his own business.

So, I wanted to get a handle on this situation. I wanted to have at least some kind of thoughtful, informed speculation other than state 29’s brief and dismissive commentary of how these justices are going to handle this case.

Enter Supreme Court day at the University of Iowa. Last Friday 6 of the 7 justices made the two hour trip Iowa City to hear a fake case argued by some of our students. Marsha K. Ternus was unable to attend, but was replaced by the venerable former Chief Justice Luis Lavorato.

Following the arguments, students who were interested were invited to dinner at faculty homes to dine with a justice. The justice that we were assigned? None other than the aforementioned Louis Lavorato.

Who better to give me an idea of how the Supreme Court was going to treat this question than someone who not only had worked with the majority of the justices, but also someone who was no longer ON the court and thus, in theory at least, could speak freely.

Justice Lavorato’s response to my question was both candid and comforting. After a brief discussion of the kind of language used in the Iowa Constitution and the personnel currently sitting on the bench, he made his prediction: he thinks that the Supreme Court is going to uphold Justice Robert Hanson’s ruling.

Let the champagne flow.

Kind of.

Obviously it was just an educated guess, and he made it clear that the issue could revolve around one swing vote. But even assuming that his guess is right, there’s still the question of amending the constitution of Iowa. As far as I can tell, doing this actually isn’t that hard. At least not nearly as hard as amending our federal constitution. First the legislature needs to pass the amendment with a majority vote in two consecutive years. Then the amendment gets put on the ballot and submitted to the general public for another straight majority vote (if I’m wrong about this please feel free to correct me). If that was the case, that would still mean two years of unfettered gay marriage before the constitutional amendment would even be on the ballot.

Even then, I’m not so sure 50% of Iowans would vote for it. Maybe I just have too much faith in Iowans as reasonable humans (crazyman Steve King did get 59% last year), but the idea that 50% of the population would vote in favor of an amendment to restrict the rights of our citizens strikes me as improbable.

But I’m probably getting a bit ahead of myself. First, the Supreme Court needs to uphold the ruling, then we can worry about any kind of campaign to change the constitution. In the meantime, there should be plenty of time to sip on that champagne.

Cheers. . . to a world that, like a defensive line on a college football team, has the potential to get a little better every year. Go Hawks.