Thursday, August 16, 2007

I Believe in a Better America--Posted by Anonymous Politician for President '08


I’m for change. I’m for reaching out and uniting the country. I believe that America is a great country with great people. We love God. I love God. My faith is very important to me and also something that helps guide me. I think that our country is founded on a number of admirable ideals, all of which I am in complete agreement with. I think that students are very important, as is our elderly population. People who work should not be forgotten. This country’s foundations are rock solid and our constitution is a sacred text and also very important to our country. I know it may not be popular to say this, but innocent people should not die because they are violently attacked. This is a complex world with complex problems. We are in a global economy that is also very complex and I can help guide us through this complexity because I am very well qualified. I have done all sorts of things that are very much related to problem solving. I have never met a problem that I could not solve. I get things done. I have a long history as a dedicated public servant. The people realize how dedicated I am to their success because they agree with me that problems should be solved. There is far too much division in Washington and not enough unity. I will change that because I can work with people. I’m for people having health care and being able to live comfortably and making sure that our children have access to a top quality education. Other politicians don’t realize that we need lots of friends abroad. I would ensure that we have lots of friends because I am well qualified to do such a thing. Laws and justice are also components to our society which I am for. I am for them almost as much as a clean environment and healthy children. I can’t believe that more politicians don’t think that we should have really healthy children. In addition, I am definitely opposed to dumping toxins in rivers and also to cancer and illnesses that should be cured by us. We don’t spend enough time curing these things. I am well qualified to change that and care about it. In conclusion, I think that poverty is very bad for Americans and we should root out the corruption in Washington that I find so objectionable. Accountability is a much better system than corruption and is something that I would support and have experience dealing with. I also have experience dealing with many issues.

Thank you for your support—

Anonymous Politician for President ‘08

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sir--
Right on! Finally someone who speaks truth to power. Thank you so much for bringing a fresh new perspective to the discourse of our nation's politics. America has been waiting to hear a voice like yours for so long. You can count on my support.

Anonymous supporter
Anonymous street
Anonymousville, AN

John said...

What are you going to do about crime?

"A lot. Because that's what Jesus wants."

"9/11 was bad."

"9...... 11."