I Believe in a Better America--Posted by Anonymous Politician for President '08

I’m for change. I’m for reaching out and uniting the country. I believe that America is a great country with great people. We love God. I love God. My faith is very important to me and also something that helps guide me. I think that our country is founded on a number of admirable ideals, all of which I am in complete agreement with. I think that students are very important, as is our elderly population. People who work should not be forgotten. This country’s foundations are rock solid and our constitution is a sacred text and also very important to our country. I know it may not be popular to say this, but innocent people should not die because they are violently attacked. This is a complex world with complex problems. We are in a global economy that is also very complex and I can help guide us through this complexity because I am very well qualified. I have done all sorts of things that are very much related to problem solving. I have never met a problem that I could not solve. I get things done. I have a long history as a dedicated public servant. The people realize how dedicated I am to their success because they agree with me that problems should be solved. There is far too much division in Washington and not enough unity. I will change that because I can work with people. I’m for people having health care and being able to live comfortably and making sure that our children have access to a top quality education. Other politicians don’t realize that we need lots of friends abroad. I would ensure that we have lots of friends because I am well qualified to do such a thing. Laws and justice are also components to our society which I am for. I am for them almost as much as a clean environment and healthy children. I can’t believe that more politicians don’t think that we should have really healthy children. In addition, I am definitely opposed to dumping toxins in rivers and also to cancer and illnesses that should be cured by us. We don’t spend enough time curing these things. I am well qualified to change that and care about it. In conclusion, I think that poverty is very bad for Americans and we should root out the corruption in Washington that I find so objectionable. Accountability is a much better system than corruption and is something that I would support and have experience dealing with. I also have experience dealing with many issues.

Thank you for your support—

Anonymous Politician for President ‘08