
Friday, April 3, 2009
Judgment Eve
Monday, December 8, 2008
Save the Date: Arguments for Justice

Friday, October 10, 2008
A Magical Paradise Awaits You!



Sometimes coming to the Midwest from abroad is a tough sell, but being a big fan of Iowa City and a strong supporter of the Iowa College of Law, I can’t wait to make the case. Sure, you could go to NYC or San Francisco, I’ll say, but would that really be a “college town” experience? I don’t think so.
That’s going to be my angle. I figured I’d just bring my laptop, show everyone a few pictures of Iowa City, and open up a tab on some site like Wikipedia to give everyone the vital statistics of the city.
Which brings me to my point.
Has anyone ever looked at the Wikipedia entry for Iowa City? It’s hilarious.
Two of the first three categories are: “2006 Tornado” and “2008 Flood,” and the pictures at the top of this post are two of the first pictures that you encounter on scrolling down the page. If you didn’t know better, you’d think the entire town was composed exclusively of flotsam and refugee camps.
"Will we die in Iowa?" my classmates will ask, furrowing their brows with concern and confusion.
Yes, rain or shine, we'll always have tailgating.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Nevada: Still Got It
In 1995 some guy named Norman Crampton published a book about the top 100 small towns in the
Extra points were awarded if you were a county seat (take THAT
In 1995 Norman Crampton listed
What's that? Incredulous parents would say, the 26th best small town in the state of
No you idiots, the children would reply, offended and indignant. We are officially the 26th best small town in the NATION. All the data is in, all relevant factors have been weighed by impartial judges; the results have arrived and we are #26. This is practically scientific.
And until a few days ago, I had thought that it was all over. That all that remained of
Which is why I was relieved to find out that this isn't even remotely the case.
The other day my mother was going through old clippings and files and handed me an article about a war protest that she had organized in
Apparently, 7 years later, Mr. Crampton released another book and, once again,
Also noteworthy are the four other
Until the next book I'll just be keeping myself busy printing up some new tee shirts. I feel like "A figure between 1 and 120 is #1" has a kind of nice ring to it.
Call me if you'd like to place an order.
Tuesday, June 3, 2008
Why Diego Rivera is the Grant Wood of Mexico, or Vice Versa



Appropriate to their politics, both painters also played major roles in New Deal type policies. Rivera was chosen to lead various government funded mural projects when the government was looking to put people to work. Wood became the leader of several major public works art projects in the Midwest during the New Deal.
Possibly the most striking similarities between the two mural-painting, revolutionary-loving, farmer-depicting lefties, was their philosophy about painting and art. Rivera revolted against all things colonial: customs, religion, class, cruelty, etc. Wood too revolted, but it was against a different kind of colonialism. He revolted against a blind acceptance of the artistic forms, subjects, and styles that had filtered from the cultural centers in Europe, through the East Coast of the States, eventually to be adopted by the heartland as not just fine art, but the finest art.
Of course, of the two, Rivera is viewed as the more revolutionary, probably because 1) he was a communist who participated in Communist revolutions; and 2) he was more overt in his critiques of religion, which always tends to get a rise out of the faithful. Case in point: one of the murals at the Palacio Nacional features a Priest with a bottle of liquor in one hand and a prostitute’s arse in the other. Then again, I still think there is a strong argument that American Gothic actually is a subtle critic on religion and conformity.
Grant Wood: 1892-1942
Sunday, May 4, 2008
And Then There Were Two

This is getting embarrassing.
Thursday, May 1, 2008
Go Hawks: Our Health Care System is Probably Less Bad Than Yours

Friday, April 11, 2008
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
My Bracket Was Ruined When Iowa Got a #27 Seed

Sunday, March 30, 2008
Iowa: Converts Welcome!

Wednesday, March 19, 2008
The World According to John Irving

Monday, March 3, 2008
Iowans on Becoming the Next Gay Marriage State: A Statistical Dead Heat

Monday, February 25, 2008
Iowa Connection to the Oscars

Tuesday, December 18, 2007
Loebsack Breaks for Obama

It looks like the Iowa delegation in Washington is hedging its bets. Here's the story in the Register about Loebsack's Obama endorsement. Go Eastern Iowa.
Here's how the endorsements break down. In retrospect, it couldn't have happened any other way:
1. Centrist/conservative, experienced, uninspiring Leonard Boswell endorses centrist/conservative, "experienced," uninspiring Hillary Clinton
2. Fresh, inspiring, ballsy, trial lawyer from rural America Bruce Braley endorses fresh, inspiring, ballsy trial lawyer John Edwards from rural North Carolina.
3. Polite, soft-spoken, rookie U.S. Representative and former college professor from the midwest Dave Loebsack endorses polite, soft-spoken rookie U.S. Senator and former college professor from the midwest Barack Obama.
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Cornell West is The Man. Old School.

I'd just like to say that, without qualification, this was the best endorsement speech I've ever attended. Cornell West was everything that most stump speakers are not: creative, off-the -cuff, honest, poetic, and even, at times, humorously scandalous. (He mentioned on several occasions how partisan politics make him want to go "runnin' to the crack house").
Throughout his talk, he touched upon critical race theory, Hillary, Edwards, Oprah, John Coltrane, Alicia Keyes, Aretha Franklin, the progressive Vanderbilt, our fear of mortality, courage, prayer, blackness, post-negroism, honesty, and the mainstream media, peppering his speech with quotes from Shakespeare and imitations of stuffy politicians.
A lot of times when you go to these events, you get the feeling that people are just going through the motions and regurgitating the same shit over and over again while trying not to say anything different or unpalatable. This was definitely different.
His basic thesis went something like this: right away he wasn't sold on Obama, but after having spoken to him for around 10 hours on two separate occasions, he's on board. While he concedes that he's an old-school brother, he recognizes that Obama is a new-school brother. Cornell West is Aretha Franklin. Obama is Alicia Keyes.
Here are two of Mr. West's opinions that I found to be funny and/or astute--
On Mike Huckabee's chances-- Cornell thinks that all the other candidates are trying to out-conservative each other and it's going to fail. Huckabee is running as a right-wing populist. He cares about black people and poor people. He's a Neanderthal on a whole host of other issues, but he could make a run. Cornucopia, the Horn of Plenty, shares these thoughts.
On me, telling him thanks for coming-- "Stay strong young man."
On Oprah's typical cowardice-- Cornell loves the sister, but he's also a big critic of her. He loves the charity that she does and the schools that she builds in South Africa, but that's charity. Charity is easy. She's never made a public stand on important domestic issues and never gotten involved politically. He recognizes the fact that she's a entrepreneurial genius. She can't alienate her right-leaning, white, suburban housewives by being overtly political or she'll lose viewership and money. But c'mon, after your first billion dollars you can't start taking a stand for things you believe in can't you?
In conclusion, this is why I love Obama. People who usually don't believe in things believe in him. Call it the Kennedy effect. Oprah Winfrey, long a non-partisan-own-back-watcher, is ready to go on the campaign trail. Cornell West, not known for his support of partisan politics (didn't even vote for Clinton in '96 because of the welfare reform and the banking consolidation bills) is sold.
Here is Dr. West, keeping it real and sharing some of his thoughts on Obama before his endorsement:
But now he's on board. And so am I . And so is Oprah. And so in these last 15 days or so until the caucus, I only have four words for Senator Obama, the youngest, freshest candidate in the field, "Stay strong young man."
Register Screws Up

Hillary? Really?
Yes, it's true. The Des Moines Register just endorsed Hillary Clinton (and John McCain) for the Iowa Caucus.
What a waste.
Four years ago at least they knew to go with a surging candidate in Edwards. This year they've just boarded a rapidly sinking ship.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Grassley Goes After Dodgy Prosperity Preachers

I missed this story when it first came out but was extremely pleased to find it while flipping through a Time magazine tonight. As faithful readers are aware, Cornucopia, The Horn of Plenty has long been both suspicious of and hostile to those unsavory characters known popularly as the "prosperity preachers." The idea that a shady, manipulative preacher can build gold houses, fly a private jet, and by some quirk of the system still qualify for a tax-exempt status strikes me as odd. Now I realize that there's actually a pretty good reason that it seems odd: it's probably illegal.
As of now, Republican Iowa Senator Charles Grassley, ranking member of the Senate Committee on Finance, has simply sent out some courteous little letters requesting tax and real estate records. But as the article in Time states, "the Senator has mused that the replies could lead to testimony under oath."
I have never been more proud of Senator Grassley than I am right now. Grassley explains himself below.
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Iowa City Speaker Circuit News: Paul Krugman Endorses John Edwards Kind Of
When I was in Cameroon in my tiny, pink-walled bungalow, I was the lucky beneficiary of a library of books left behind by my volunteer predecessors. Among this treasure trove (you find it, you keep it!) of literature was the book “The Great Unraveling: Losing our Way in the New Century" by New York Times columnist and Princeton economist Paul Krugman. Paging through the book --a collection of his columns--was one of the more effective means I've ever discovered of generating a big, heady dose of political righteous indignation. This was particularly effective sometime around Nov. 3 of 2004, when, whenever necessary, I could select a column and be reminded of all of the fascinating ways in which our electorate had seriously fucked up.
Though I was supposed to be glow in the dark bowling tonight with book weary law students, when I learned Krugman was here in Iowa City I had to postpone it. Bowling with me is always pretty predictable anyway: 3 games with an average between 140-160, several strikes, variety of fist pumps, several ball changes, many celebratory dances, and several times where I’m so disgusted with my shot that I walk back to the scoring area without even watching the result. (Note: this is followed by a quick look over my shoulder, EVEN THOUGH I OBVIOUSLY DO NOT CARE, to make sure that the ball that I through down the middle of the lane did not miraculously pick up that 7/10 split).
Those of you who have ever bowled with me are familiar with this routine. I can recreate it any time I want.
What I can’t recreate anytime is a live Q and A at the Englert Theatre with Paul Krugman, one of my favorite columnists of all time. Julie Englander, the regular presenter for the Prarie Lights author sessions, introduced him tonight as the "most important political columnist in America." And then there's bowling.
Krugman was fantastic. He was funny and insightful, and, oddly, despite all of the dire predictions of "The Great Unraveling," extremely optimistic about the direction of the country. People are finally seeming sensible and fed-up, he noted. . .this seems to be the inadvertent gift of George W. Bush.
The talk was basically the distillation of the thesis of his book into about a 40 minute talk, with a special emphasis on the implications of the upcoming presidential race.
His thesis:
America is regressing. We had a gilded age with robber barons and enormous disparities in wealth and privilege and power, then we had the New Deal, then the 40’s, and 50’s gave us a strong middle class with strong labor, and then came movement conservatism that essentially is seeking to put us back into the late 19th century (the return of the barons!).
While countries like Canada, France, and the Scandanavian countries (those same countries that are on the top of every standard of living index in existence) have been tweaking capitalism in an effort to benefit a the common welfare and preserve a strong entrepreneurial spirit, the conservative movement has been attempting to roll back every New Deal program they can get their hands on.
Though NYT policy forbids him from making presidential endorsements, he did speak at length about the kind of president he wanted. He said to be aware of candidates beholden to special interests (read: Hillary Clinton) and beware of overly polite "cross-the-aislers" who are looking for bipartisanship (here's looking at Obama). Since substantive differences between the candidates are negligible, he basically wants someone with some fire in his/her belly who can, above all else, really push through universal health care. Process of elimination, plus the fire in the belly qualification leads me to believe that this was a thinly veiled endorsement of John Edwards.
Interesting. Lately John Edwards has been espousing the most populist message. The other night at Jefferson Jackson he claimed that if congress didn't let him push through a health care plan he would take away government health care for the house, senate, and president. You gotta like that kind of talk.
Krugman then took questions from the audience members, a few of whom were crazy people. He proved himself to be extremely likable and great with his off the cuff analysis.
Fortunately, no one was tased throughout the talk.
Couldn't agree more. Apparently Bill O'Reilly missed out on that whole "jobless recovery" thing that everyone was talking about when this interview took place.
Wednesday, October 3, 2007
Wall Street Charmed by UI Dems President
Sunday, September 9, 2007
Gay Marriage and an AWESOME Defensive Line: Why the Hawkeye State is Getting Better Every Year


I found this past weekend in Iowa City to be especially inspiring for exactly two reasons:
Reason number one: The Hawkeye football team manhandled Syracuse.
Remember last year when it took a herculean goal line stand to defeat a bad Syracuse team? This year there was never any doubt. We didn’t dominate ANY team last year the way we dominated Syracuse yesterday. Christensen looked good and the d-line limited the Orangemen to 24 rushing yards on 30 attempts. Brian Mattison expressed disappointment when he learned that Syracuse had accumulated 1 total yard on offense in the first half, apparently finding it to be 1 yard too many.
I like his style.
Reason number two: Iowa might just be the next gay marriage state.
Readers of this blog will have noted that a few days ago, I posted to a link in the Daily Iowan about Judge Robert Hansen’s ruling on the unconstitutionality of the Iowa law banning gay marriages. The ruling was stayed and the case kicked up to the Iowa Supreme Court to dispose of.
A quick sidenote: Iowa actually has a kind of peculiar appellate process. Though an appeal in most states would go to an intermediate appellate court before eventually being appealed to the state’s Supreme Court, in Iowa a case is appealed directly to the Supreme Court. The Court then decides whether to hear the case or send it to the intermediate court of appeals. A slight twist, but noteworthy, and it means that in this case the Iowa Supreme Court gets the next crack at it.
Which got me to wondering: how is the Supreme Court going to handle this case? As of last week, I knew very little about the make-up of our court. Ironically, I was, like many casual followers of public policy, much more familiar with the characters and temperaments that make the U.S. Supreme Court than those that make up my home state’s highest court. Anyone who reads any daily newspaper is vaguely familiar with the narrative: uncompromising textualist Scalia, liberal stalwart Ginsburg, Anthony “the swingman” Kennedy, etc.
I did some quick research and learned that three of the justices—Chief Justice Marsha K. Ternus, Jerry Larson, an Mark Cady—are Republican appointees, and four—Michael Streit, David Wiggins, Daryl Hecht, and Brent Appel, are Democratic appointees.
What does this mean? I have no idea. Even in the Democratic party there is pretty large divide among those who support and those who don’t support gay marriage. This is highlighted by statements from a guy named Chet who runs this state making comments explicitly denouncing gay marriage. Sigh. Politicians will be politicians.
Then there’s the further complication of governors crossing party lines to make appointments. For example, former Chief Justice Luis Lavorato, my new hero, was a lifelong Democrat but was appointed by two Republican governors to get to the highest court. So analysis of this kind is inherently suspect.
We can also look at the kind of treatment that the court has given cases like this in the past. The only time that the court has dealt with anything like this, as far as I can tell, was when they dissolved a gay civil union for a couple who had been united in VT a couple years back. A bunch of right wingers led by the frothy mouthed Steve King appealed and said that the Iowa Supreme court didn’t have jurisdiction to make this kind of decision. At which point the Supreme Court quietly assured him that they did, gave him a pat on the rear, and sent him on his merry way with directions mind his own business.
So, I wanted to get a handle on this situation. I wanted to have at least some kind of thoughtful, informed speculation other than state 29’s brief and dismissive commentary of how these justices are going to handle this case.
Enter Supreme Court day at the University of Iowa. Last Friday 6 of the 7 justices made the two hour trip Iowa City to hear a fake case argued by some of our students. Marsha K. Ternus was unable to attend, but was replaced by the venerable former Chief Justice Luis Lavorato.
Following the arguments, students who were interested were invited to dinner at faculty homes to dine with a justice. The justice that we were assigned? None other than the aforementioned Louis Lavorato.
Who better to give me an idea of how the Supreme Court was going to treat this question than someone who not only had worked with the majority of the justices, but also someone who was no longer ON the court and thus, in theory at least, could speak freely.
Justice Lavorato’s response to my question was both candid and comforting. After a brief discussion of the kind of language used in the Iowa Constitution and the personnel currently sitting on the bench, he made his prediction: he thinks that the Supreme Court is going to uphold Justice Robert Hanson’s ruling.
Let the champagne flow.
Kind of.
Obviously it was just an educated guess, and he made it clear that the issue could revolve around one swing vote. But even assuming that his guess is right, there’s still the question of amending the constitution of Iowa. As far as I can tell, doing this actually isn’t that hard. At least not nearly as hard as amending our federal constitution. First the legislature needs to pass the amendment with a majority vote in two consecutive years. Then the amendment gets put on the ballot and submitted to the general public for another straight majority vote (if I’m wrong about this please feel free to correct me). If that was the case, that would still mean two years of unfettered gay marriage before the constitutional amendment would even be on the ballot.
Even then, I’m not so sure 50% of Iowans would vote for it. Maybe I just have too much faith in Iowans as reasonable humans (crazyman Steve King did get 59% last year), but the idea that 50% of the population would vote in favor of an amendment to restrict the rights of our citizens strikes me as improbable.
But I’m probably getting a bit ahead of myself. First, the Supreme Court needs to uphold the ruling, then we can worry about any kind of campaign to change the constitution. In the meantime, there should be plenty of time to sip on that champagne.
Cheers. . . to a world that, like a defensive line on a college football team, has the potential to get a little better every year. Go Hawks.

